Wiser Advice was Never GivenMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after panties because you'll only end up with a rooster in your spleen." I never quite understood his advice until one April Fools Day, I was gardening with my best friend Tookie. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was spicy and spooky sounds came from deep within. Tookie saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!